71 lines
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71 lines
4.2 KiB
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"Just don't die.",
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"Did you know this is a tip?",
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"Is thisn't not very un-understandable?",
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"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmicrowave sounds.",
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"Bad at a game? Just press the \"get good at games\" button!",
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"I AM NOT A FEMBOY NOR GAY. (I support though :thumbsup:)",
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"You should listen to that song that goes \"do do do do do do do do do.\"",
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"It is very hard to make pixels positioned pixel-perfectly, but I still tried my best.",
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"Shouldn't I be talking about tips?",
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"Did you know that... uh... hold on let me think... I don't know, I forgot.",
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"This tip is very helpful.",
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"The synthwave terrain background is fully procedural. No images or gifs were used.",
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"This tip took 3 hours to write. Worship it.",
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"Water is wet.",
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"Why is it called 'loading screen' if the screen has already loaded?",
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"This website is powered by hopes, dreams, and questionable code.",
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"If this tip is useless, it's working as intended.",
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"Private tip. Anyone who reads will be executed on the spot.",
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"Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?",
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"Most of these tips are very useful. Consider reading them even if you already have.",
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"This tip will self-destruct in 3... 2... 1... jk, I'm too lazy to set that up.",
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"If you're reading this, congratulations, you can read!",
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"Life hack: Pressing alt+f4 in Fortnite will give you free aimbot.",
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"I am the tip man, my tips are educational.",
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"This tip was written by a sentient potato.",
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"Stop breathing! you're addicted!",
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"This tip is definitely loading...",
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"Red didn't vent! it was ME!",
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"Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food and of out hot eat the food?",
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"Sometimes when I think really hard I get an idea. Most of the time I don't.",
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"Why is it called 'building' if it's already built?",
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"I've found the meaning of life! It is... uh... what was I saying again?",
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"Boo! Did i scare you? If I didn't, you're not human.",
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"Everything is temporary, except this tip. This tip is forever.",
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"If you think about it, sandwiches are just edible plates.",
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"Press F to pay respects to all the unused tips out there, there were many.",
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"This tip was brought to you by the letter H. Why? No reason.",
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"If you drop toast, it always lands butter-side down. If you drop a cat, it lands on its feet. Combine them for unlimited energy.",
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"It's not a bug, it's a feature! And also a bug...",
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"It's better to pee in the shower than to shower in the pee.",
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"Why does your nose run but your feet smell?",
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"Spiders can't text, but they're pros at web design.",
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"VGhpcyBpcyBub3QgYW4gQVJHLi4uIG9yIGlzIGl0PyAqVlNhdWNlIG11c2ljIHN0YXJ0cyBwbGF5aW5nLio=",
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"Don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.",
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"You can't fail at life if you define success as simply existing.",
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"You've never seen your neighbors bring in their groceries, have you?",
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"When you clean out a vacuum cleaner, you become the vacuum cleaner.",
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"Bread is just a loaf of edible sponge.",
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"Sponge is just a piece of inedible bread.",
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"When life gives you lemons, hand them back and ask for chocolate instead.",
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"[Under review for potential treason.]",
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"Tomatoes are fruit, which makes ketchup a smoothie.",
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"Do penguins have knees? I don't know, but now you're thinking about it.",
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"Why is it called 'common sense' when it's so rare?",
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"The Earth is 70% water, and I'm 70% done with this tip.",
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"A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.'",
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"This tip is secretly plotting world domination. Stay tuned.",
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"Waffles are pancakes with abs.",
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"If you're cold, just go stand in a corner. It's 90 degrees there.",
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"A spoon is just a tiny bowl on a stick.",
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"What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.",
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"Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed some space.",
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"Technically, your hands have never touched anything. Atoms don't work that way.",
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"Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.",
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"The real forbidden snack? Packing peanuts.",
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"Turtles are just introverted dinosaurs.",
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"The word 'bed' looks like a bed.",
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"The word 'queue' is just the letter Q followed by a line of silent letters waiting their turn.",
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"The color orange was named after the fruit. Before that, it was just 'reddish yellow.'"
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