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70 lines
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"Just don't die.",
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"15% | 20% | 25% | no tip :(",
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"Is thisn't not un-veryn't un-understandable?",
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"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmicrowave sounds.",
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"Bad at a game? Skill issue, git gud.",
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"I AM NOT A FEMBOY NOR GAY. (I support though :thumbsup:)",
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"There's a really good song that goes like \"do do do do do do do do do.\"",
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"The real tip was the friends you made along the way.",
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"Nothing suspicious here... keep scrolling.",
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"Did you know that... uh... hold on, let me think... I don't know, I forgot.",
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"Remember that one task you're avoiding? Yeah, keep avoiding it and stay on this epic website.",
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"I use Gentoo, btw. (Take that, Arch users!)",
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"This tip took 3 hours to write.",
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"Water is wet.",
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"Why is it called a 'loading screen' if the screen has already loaded?",
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"Look at you go, reading these tips like a pro so I didn't waste my time!",
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"If this ever reappears, pretend to be extremely surprised.",
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"Private tip. Anyone who reads will be executed on the spot.",
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"Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?",
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"If a progress bar ever stops, yell \"MOVE!\" as loud as you can.",
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"You are now breathing manually.",
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"If you're reading this, congratulations, you can read!",
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"bytedice.net/toys",
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"Loading...",
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"Bees communicate through twerking.",
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"Stop breathing! you're addicted!",
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"How do wireless signals work?",
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"A wise person once said something important. This is not that.",
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"Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food and of out hot eat the food?",
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"Sometimes when I think really hard, I get an idea. Most of the time, I don't.",
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"Why is it called a 'building' if it's already built?",
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"Run.",
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"Rubber duckies are geniuses. Don't believe me? Talk to one yourself.",
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"It works on my machine.",
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"If you think about it, sandwiches are just edible plates.",
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"The word \"Loading\" backward is \"gnidaoL\". I don't know what that means.",
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"This tip is non-edible.",
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"Shoes are technically portable floors.",
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"Why did Isaac Newton ruin the world by inventing gravity and thus disabling our flight?",
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"It's better to pee in the shower than to shower in the pee.",
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"Why does your nose run but your feet smell?",
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"Fish.", "VGhpcyBpcyBub3QgYW4gQVJHLi4uIG9yIGlzIGl0PyAqVlNhdWNlIG11c2ljIHN0YXJ0cyBwbGF5aW5nLio=",
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"Don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.",
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"You can't fail at life if you define success as simply existing.",
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"You've never seen your neighbors bring in their groceries, have you?",
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"When you clean out a vacuum cleaner, you become the vacuum cleaner.",
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"Bread is just a loaf of edible sponge.",
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"Sponge is just a piece of inedible bread.",
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"When life gives you lemons, hand them back and ask for chocolate instead.",
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"[Under review for potential treason.]",
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"Tomatoes are fruit, which makes ketchup a smoothie.",
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"Shork gumey.",
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"You just lost the game.",
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"H",
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"A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.'",
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"This website is sponsored by bytedice.net!",
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"Waffles are pancakes with abs.",
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"Opening the fridge again will not spawn more food.",
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"A spoon is just a tiny bowl on a stick.",
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"What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.",
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"Ɛ:",
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":3",
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"Is it gay to be homosexual?",
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"Rust. No, not C++ or Java. Rust. Only Rust.",
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"My eyes are up here, buddy.",
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"The word 'bed' looks like a bed.",
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"The word 'queue' is just the letter Q followed silent letters standing in a queue.",
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"Press escape then write `:q!` to exit VIM."
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