Update loadingScreenTips.json

I dont care if invalid syntax i wanna sleep.

data/loadingScreenTips.json

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 [
   "Just don't die.",
-	"Did you know this is a tip?",
-	"Is thisn't not very un-understandable?",
+  "15% | 20% | 25% | no tip :(",
+  "Is thisn't not un-veryn't un-understandable?",
   "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmicrowave sounds.",
-  "Bad at a game? Just press the \"get good at games\" button!",
+  "Bad at a game? Skill issue, git gud.",
   "I AM NOT A FEMBOY NOR GAY. (I support though :thumbsup:)",
-  "You should listen to that song that goes \"do do do do do do do do do.\"",
-  "It is very hard to make pixels positioned pixel-perfectly, but I still tried my best.",
-  "Shouldn't I be talking about tips?",
-  "Did you know that... uh... hold on let me think... I don't know, I forgot.",
-  "This tip is very helpful.",
-  "The synthwave terrain background is fully procedural. No images or gifs were used.",
-  "This tip took 3 hours to write. Worship it.",
+  "There's a really good song that goes like \"do do do do do do do do do.\"",
+  "The real tip was the friends you made along the way.",
+  "Nothing suspicious here... keep scrolling.",
+  "Did you know that... uh... hold on, let me think... I don't know, I forgot.",
+  "Remember that one task you're avoiding? Yeah, keep avoiding it and stay on this epic website.",
+  "I use Gentoo, btw. (Take that, Arch users!)",
+  "This tip took 3 hours to write.",
   "Water is wet.",
-  "Why is it called 'loading screen' if the screen has already loaded?",
-  "This website is powered by hopes, dreams, and questionable code.",
-  "If this tip is useless, it's working as intended.",
+  "Why is it called a 'loading screen' if the screen has already loaded?",
+  "Look at you go, reading these tips like a pro so I didn't waste my time!",
+  "If this ever reappears, pretend to be extremely surprised.",
   "Private tip. Anyone who reads will be executed on the spot.",
   "Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?",
-  "Most of these tips are very useful. Consider reading them even if you already have.",
-  "This tip will self-destruct in 3... 2... 1... jk, I'm too lazy to set that up.",
+  "If a progress bar ever stops, yell \"MOVE!\" as loud as you can.",
+  "You are now breathing manually.",
   "If you're reading this, congratulations, you can read!",
-  "Life hack: Pressing alt+f4 in Fortnite will give you free aimbot.",
-  "I am the tip man, my tips are educational.",
-  "This tip was written by a sentient potato.",
+  "bytedice.net/toys",
+  "Loading...",
+  "Bees communicate through twerking.",
   "Stop breathing! you're addicted!",
-  "This tip is definitely loading...",
-  "Red didn't vent! it was ME!",
+  "How do wireless signals work?",
+  "A wise person once said something important. This is not that.",
   "Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food and of out hot eat the food?",
-  "Sometimes when I think really hard I get an idea. Most of the time I don't.",
-  "Why is it called 'building' if it's already built?",
-  "I've found the meaning of life! It is... uh... what was I saying again?",
-  "Boo! Did i scare you? If I didn't, you're not human.",
-  "Everything is temporary, except this tip. This tip is forever.",
+  "Sometimes when I think really hard, I get an idea. Most of the time, I don't.",
+  "Why is it called a 'building' if it's already built?",
+  "Run.",
+  "Rubber duckies are geniuses. Don't believe me? Talk to one yourself.",
+  "It works on my machine.",
   "If you think about it, sandwiches are just edible plates.",
-  "Press F to pay respects to all the unused tips out there, there were many.",
-  "This tip was brought to you by the letter H. Why? No reason.",
-  "If you drop toast, it always lands butter-side down. If you drop a cat, it lands on its feet. Combine them for unlimited energy.",
-  "It's not a bug, it's a feature! And also a bug...",
+  "The word \"Loading\" backward is \"gnidaoL\". I don't know what that means.",
+  "This tip is non-edible.",
+  "Shoes are technically portable floors.",
+  "Why did Isaac Newton ruin the world by inventing gravity and thus disabling our flight?",
   "It's better to pee in the shower than to shower in the pee.",
   "Why does your nose run but your feet smell?",
-  "Spiders can't text, but they're pros at web design.",
-  "VGhpcyBpcyBub3QgYW4gQVJHLi4uIG9yIGlzIGl0PyAqVlNhdWNlIG11c2ljIHN0YXJ0cyBwbGF5aW5nLio=",
+  "Fish.", "VGhpcyBpcyBub3QgYW4gQVJHLi4uIG9yIGlzIGl0PyAqVlNhdWNlIG11c2ljIHN0YXJ0cyBwbGF5aW5nLio=",
   "Don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.",
   "You can't fail at life if you define success as simply existing.",
   "You've never seen your neighbors bring in their groceries, have you?",
@@ -51,21 +50,21 @@
   "When life gives you lemons, hand them back and ask for chocolate instead.",
   "[Under review for potential treason.]",
   "Tomatoes are fruit, which makes ketchup a smoothie.",
-  "Do penguins have knees? I don't know, but now you're thinking about it.",
-  "Why is it called 'common sense' when it's so rare?",
-  "The Earth is 70% water, and I'm 70% done with this tip.",
+  "Shork gumey.",
+  "You just lost the game.",
+  "H",
   "A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.'",
-  "This tip is secretly plotting world domination. Stay tuned.",
+  "This website is sponsored by bytedice.net!",
   "Waffles are pancakes with abs.",
-  "If you're cold, just go stand in a corner. It's 90 degrees there.",
+  "Opening the fridge again will not spawn more food.",
   "A spoon is just a tiny bowl on a stick.",
   "What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.",
-  "Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed some space.",
-  "Technically, your hands have never touched anything. Atoms don't work that way.",
-  "Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.",
-  "The real forbidden snack? Packing peanuts.",
-  "Turtles are just introverted dinosaurs.",
+  "Ɛ:",
+  ":3",
+  "Is it gay to be homosexual?",
+  "Rust. No, not C++ or Java. Rust. Only Rust.",
+  "My eyes are up here, buddy.",
   "The word 'bed' looks like a bed.",
-  "The word 'queue' is just the letter Q followed by a line of silent letters waiting their turn.",
-  "The color orange was named after the fruit. Before that, it was just 'reddish yellow.'"
+  "The word 'queue' is just the letter Q followed silent letters standing in a queue.",
+  "Press escape then write `:q!` to exit VIM."
 ]